Whose Scene?

mDude

my dad played this song constantly when I was a growing up. The best part is the "well I'd like to spit some beech nut in that mDudes eyes"
classic.

Beowulf

The.......most......awesomely......masculine........movie......EVER

Seriously, this movie is like a two hour ode to the erection. It's what Rob Halford's dreams must be like.

List of antics (spoiler alert!)

1.) Wrestles a man-demon in the nude to make it a "fair fight"

2.) Constantly unhooking and removing clothing to reveal baby smooth chest ( all item's of clothing during this time in history apparently unhooked simply and dramatically from shoulder clasps. The perfect mechanism to go from zero to nude in seconds)

3. If you replaced demon blood with semen, this would be the godfather of gay porn.

4. self references after any accomplishment. Rip off an arm "I AM BEOWULF!!", jump through a sea creature's eye "I AM BEOWULF!!!!!" seriously, I'm going to start doing this all the time.

5. When not killing things or talking about killing things, Beowulf carries on numerous extra-marital affairs with both teenagers and demons (played by an eight-foot Angelina Jolie) I'm not sure which is more disturbing.

thanks to Zach and Chelsea for the best plan-B ever

The next logical step

My new favorite band

all female grind metal from Japan.

Flagitious Idiosyncrasy in the Dilapidation

be sure to check out the images for cutesy anime versions of band

2girls1cup Banger

New work from Tim Atwell @ delicious

The Museum is hiring

If anyone is interrested, 12.00- 14.00 per hour. full time
Prop/Floor manager

repair/build exhibits. Work with douchebags like me.

Herzog/Danzig shirt

Cinefile is selling shirts to immortalize great filmmakers in classic metal fonts.

http://www.cinefilevideo.com/2007/10/11/new-t-shirt-von-triervan-halen

The Blood Brothers call it quits

From Lambgoat:

Just two weeks after recasting their purported break-up as a "hiatus," The Blood Brothers have officially split. The following statement has been issued:

"After 10 years of making music as The Blood Brothers, we have made the collective decision that our time together has come to an end. We feel extremely fortunate to have spent such a deeply memorable and amazing part of our lives with each other. At this point, however, we feel it's best that our futures move forward on separate paths. We'd like to express our sincerest thanks and gratitude to all the bands we've played with, individuals who have helped us make our records, and fans who have come to our shows and picked up our music throughout the years. Your friendship, support and love hold such a profoundly special place in each of our hearts. We hope that the memories you attach to our music are as fond as those you have given us. Thank you and take care, we'll miss all of you."

Danzig's Book Club

Halloween Shenanigans

Man is the Bastard Documentary coming

The only PowerViolence band that really matters. Those of you that like experimental sound will recognize Henry Barnes as the nutcase behind Bastard Noise and Amps for Christ.

consistently funny

http://www.bendependent.com/dirtfarm/

Fucking Grim

Justin From Austerity Program (if you haven't heard them yet, I highly recommend Black Madonna) made a very humorous video mocking Black Metals low-fi recording approach.

Black Metal Makeover

From Sept. Issue of French Vogue

Scream of The Narwhal 0002 available now

We're back and number two is out now:

The Cassette Only, Request Only
The Whitesnake Probably
the comical and mostly un-listenable result of a less-than-cohierent session at Art Haus.

On the horizon:

15 minutes to awesome abs-(AOTU session 1)

Grand Maul - Thunder Mountain Monument

Hot Bomb - title TBA

Mr. Fusion - title TBA

Crotches!

http://smallswordsmagazine.com/articles/sound/rockcrotches.html

found this while researching the the W.S.P. album art (forthcoming)

Quilts

http://www.jenniferjenkins.org/